Butts! Butts! Butts!
Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! Everywhere glorious butts, big ones small ones some i want to sit on my face. I'm sorry, I have...
I'm on a bus.
I'm on a bus. Why am I on a bus? I look at the night sky and try to remember, anything. So many stars. Behind me someone starts singing...
LOUD NOISES OUCH!
LOUD NOISES OUCH! Kira grabbed her ear again and fought the tears in her eyes as the alarms roared to life. It was so loud it was...
Quack quack quack
"Quack quack quack" Samantha ran giggling around the house. "Quack quack" Bidy chased. He heard the door bell ring but ignored it. They...
She punched him in the arm.
She punched him in the arm. "It is NOT funny." Elizabeth sniffed. "You. Washed. A. Deck. Of. Cards." Henry laughed. "Not just any deck!...
The train was NOT followed
"The train was NOT followed." A teenage boy waved his hands at a crowed of kids in a place surrounded by books. "Why not?" Female to his...
"I WAS having a good time..."
"I WAS having a good time..." Kitty pouted at her phone. "I wonder if I can make this go through a wall or if it would break." "What are...
They stole a truck.
They stole a truck. Okay, to be fair, Illiah stole the truck, Matthew and Becca just tagged along, they knew better than to ask. Becca...
MACHO MADNESS OH YEA!
"MACHO MADNESS OH YEA!" Alexander yelled from his room as Oriana walked past. Aubrey leaned her head out of the door, "Game Grumps is...
PANCAKES, THEY'RE ALL PANCAKES
PANCAKES, THEY'RE ALL PANCAKES. Lydia grabbed her head and looked around. Her eyes dilated and she grabbed her arms. She stumbled...
