Memories of a Fool
Our days are growing shorter Our talks more brief I still look to tomorrow When I know you'll be with me
TWO SCOOPS OF PRAISIN!
"TWO SCOOPS OF PRAISIN! PRAISIN BE!" Alexander startled Oriana awake. "OW!" he cried out even louder when the NERF dart hit him square...
Did it just.... Squirt?
"Did it just.... Squirt?" Luca said backing up. "I don't know." Luigi giggled. "I kind of want to make it squirt again." "I don't know,...
"SWOOCE SWOOCE SAID THE DOGBOY!"
"SWOOCE SWOOCE SAID THE DOGBOY!" Debbie giggled as she shoved her plush in between her boobs. "Reverse motorboat bitch!" She threw her...
"The oven was on?"
"The oven was on?" I asked confused. "Yes." She checked her notes "It was set to 800 degrees and, nope, there was no timer." "That can't...
"Weird, I'm supposed to be dead..."
"Weird, I'm supposed to be dead..." I asked the cat lady. "Yup." She smiled. "I'm supposed to be dead." I spoke slower, not quite...
"When I said my nipples can cut diamonds, I didn't mean literally"
"When I said my nipples can cut diamonds, I didn't mean literally" Lexi frowned and folded her arms. Her eyes skimmed for a camera. Her...
SPANK ME HARDER
"SPANK ME HARDER MASTER!" My mistress yelled in the middle of the crowded mall. I turned and raised my brow at her. "You have not been a...
There are three slugs.
There are three slugs. I lay down on the grass and watch them cross the sidewalk wondering who is going to win the race? there is a...
*** A $100,000 reward that will never have to be paid***
A $100,000 reward that will never have to be paid. New York. You have been seeing it everywhere in the news, the man hunt for two...
