

"ARBITRARY SEX SCENE WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON!"
"ARBITRARY SEX SCENE WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON!" Niah came into the room loudly. “I’m sorry, what?” Dawnhammer looked up. “Arbitrary sex scene...
"Asses of fire."
"Asses of fire." Freeman came in the small shot fanning his ass. "Omg. What did you eat?" Richard covered her mouth with her shirt...


Your weapon is a scoop!
"RAWR! Tis I, Elmrya Duff, and I am here to rescue your babies and keep them for myself!" Elmyra dramatically embellished her words....
Somehow, she got pregnant, from a dragon.
"Why don't we do some tests." The doc's kind eyes smiled reassuringly at her. He drew her blood and then sent her to get an ultrasound....
She's a cow.
"She's a cow." Kira said, leaning back into her seat confused. "Okay, that was random." Dale didn't even look up from his book. "This...
Kitty History
"Alright, toys away, books out." Mimi perched on the edge of her desk looking at her shimmery blue bell she used to get her students...
Sick butts man.
"Hey, sorry I'm late. Where the hell is every body?" German leaned in through the hatch. "Hey, did we hit a time zone or something?"...
The sword broke
The sword broke. "Shit" Decinaty frowned at it, and gave the morbol a half smile, "Rain check?" It opened it's mouth and she barely...
You did what in bed, Kupo?!
"You did what in bed, Kupo?!" Moglash bobbed and threw his arms out excitedly. "I had desert! Niah let me. It was so yummy." Decinaty...
It went plop.
It went plop. Miranda sighed, her heart not into her homework. Another plop, another, and another, she knows the trouble she can get...