Snoops Magoop rises!
“Snoops Magoop rises!” Oriana lifted her finger off the keyboard. “If you were a better healer, maybe I wouldn’t have DIED!” Alexander...
Bee butt dance the reckoning
30 minutes north of the great oak tree, 15 minutes west then 5 minutes north again there is a wonderful new field of flowers like you’ve...
The future, according to 1994 Japanese Stereotypes.
“I don’t want to play this game anymore, this is boring.” Alexander whined as he chucked the dice at Luigi. “Your turn.” “So I get 20 to...
Scrambled eggs, but not that kind
“Scrambled eggs?” Dawnhammer head came in the curtain. “Like food?’ “I don’t know what is going on. She’s yelling absurdities, all I...
Dick in a bottle
"I have to say it, I have to say it. It's a dick in a bottle." Cale pointed at the little Richard who was pounding his undead fooshed...
Australians to aliens
“Bruce!” Bruce yelled “Bruce! Have you gone walkabout? Oi! Bruce!” “Aye! Lmao!” Timmy waved with his three fingers. “Fair suck of the...
The WORST Drunk Shenanigans
Have you ever been really drunk? I mean REALLY drunk. So drunk you don’t remember until you wake up the next morning with a pounding...
Lost in translation
I love who I choose, may the well never dry. Me encanta que yo elija, puede el bien nunca se seca. Je adore que je choisis, peut bien ne...
Reality went crazy I think.
Looking around everything feels off. We have become more and more reliant on machines. It is strange that we choose to pass laws instead...
Red pandas to the face.
“RED PANDAS TO THE FACE!” Aubrey screamed into the screen, leaning in going full nerd girl “OW! STOP IT! STOP IT! ORIANA! MAKE HER STOP!”...
