I'm on a bus.

I'm on a bus. Why am I on a bus? I look at the night sky and try to remember, anything. So many stars.

Behind me someone starts singing "There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs. There's an elbow in my ear. There's a smelly old bum standing next to me, hasn't showered in a year, I think i'm missing a contact lense, I think my wallet's gone, and I think this bus is stopping again to let a couple more freaks get on, look out." A few people joined in.

I grab my temples, I am on a bus, don't know where i'm going, and people are singing Weird Al Yankovic. Am I in purgatory?

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