the knocking never ended
Absentmindedly Oriana started reading an email on her phone while sitting between the twins going it at it on some video game. After a...
Kip and Kabootle flam blam
“Kip and kabootle flam blam” Luigi moved his hands, arms and upper body with each beat. “Are you auditioning for Grease or something?”...
Scuttlebutt, not the normal definition
“Oh my god, Oriana, make him stop!” Aubry’s voice whined from the living room. “Stop what?” Oriana handed her controller to Luigi and...
The future, according to 1994 Japanese Stereotypes.
“I don’t want to play this game anymore, this is boring.” Alexander whined as he chucked the dice at Luigi. “Your turn.” “So I get 20 to...
Scoop boop poobadydoop
“Scoop boop poobadydoop” Aubrey answered the door flush and giggling. “I’m sorry? I don’t understand.” Oriana lifted her arm so Luigi...
Buttflex and the can is crushed
“Buttflex and the can is crushed!” Alexander cheered at his laptop. “Cool!” Both Luigi and Luca smirked at each other. “OMG, boys are so...
Did it just.... Squirt?
"Did it just.... Squirt?" Luca said backing up. "I don't know." Luigi giggled. "I kind of want to make it squirt again." "I don't know,...
MACHO MADNESS OH YEA!
"MACHO MADNESS OH YEA!" Alexander yelled from his room as Oriana walked past. Aubrey leaned her head out of the door, "Game Grumps is...
Grant us Eyes
"Grant us Eyes." Alexander finished grace with his head bowed at the end of the table. His little sister Aubrey snorted and covered her...
When the book opened.
"When the book opened." Oriana finished closing the book. "When the book opened what?" Luca bounced on his bed. "Yeah, then what?"...
