A nail in your coffin or something
- Decinaty
- Sep 30, 2015
- 2 min read
You really should quit smoking. For starters, it is an expensive habit, cigarette prices keep going up. The smokeless tobacco aren’t any healthier, in some cases they are much worse. It is not a status symbol anymore and it freaking stinks. Literally, I can smell someone who just smoked more than three feet away, sometimes 10 minutes after they had that last drag. It is not a pleasant smell, I want to gag whenever I smell it.
What? You’re healthy otherwise? Gluten free, vegan diet? And you smoke? Do you have a medical condition about the glutton? No? Did you even talk to you doctor before you went on that diet? No? How stupid are you? No seriously, do you know how bad those diets can be, sure you will drop a few pounds short term, but long term it’s a horrible idea. Taking vitamins might help you make up for the vegan crap, but as far as being a smoker there isn’t a pill out today that can counter act that crap.
Ohhh, those are light cigarettes your chain smoking. That isn’t any better, you are still just as likely to get cancer from “Light” as you from the normal or “organic” ones. You’re one of those people who drink diet organic water. Oh, sorry, just diet water then, at least you’re smart enough to know most water is organic. Yeah, I said most. You realize that some waters have been treated with fluoride and a few other vitamins. Like the gluten free, we can talk about that at a later date.
You’re worried about putting on weight because you quit? Really? Not only can I see between your thighs but I can count your ribs. I think your weight is the last thing you should be worried about right now. A few pounds now is nothing compared to the long term damage that you are doing.
Look, the sooner you stop, the sooner your body can start trying to heal, and slowing down your intake isn’t what I mean by quitting. Though, I would talk to your doctor about the best way to go about it for you.
You know what? I did my part, I said my piece. Go put a nail in your coffin or something, I’m done with you.
Comments