"Bidy has a fat girlfriend"
- Decinaty
- Aug 22, 2015
- 1 min read
"Bidy has a fat girlfriend" Samantha’s father teased Biddy.
“Gisela is pleasantly fluffy.” Bidy turned his head away.
“She’s fat.” The man laughed.
“Leave Gisela alone.” Bidy bobbed his head in irritation.
“What are you going to do for your next date? Bring her a cake made of bird seed?”
“Bidy wants Sammy now.”
“Hey you little jerk, you can play with her later.”
“Biddy doesn’t like you.”
“Motherfucker, I’ll get rid of you.”
“SAMMY!”
“You stupid bird.”
“SAMMY!”
“I’m gonna…”
“Bidy? Daddy, what are you doing to Bidy”
“Dear, why is Bidy crying for Sammy? Oh… Sammy, why don’t you take Biddy to your room sweetheart.”
***Gisela is a borrowed charter borrowed with permissions.
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