"This isn't Isengard."

"This isn't Isengard." One of the hobbits protested.

"Look buddy, I said i'd take you where you need to go, and I did. Barbara never gets it wrong.'

" Well she got it wrong this time."

"Nah. Where you want to be is here."

"Seriously? This is a bookstore."

"Right."

"I said I need to go to Isengard."

"I remember."

"This is a bookstore."

"Yes."

"Not Isengard."

"No, Isengard is here."

"Where?"

"In a book."

"Sir, I think you misunderstand."

"No, I think I need to wake up."