"Bump on butt."

“Hey! Wait, stop, what do you think you are doing? Go away, seriously, go, get out of here, and leave me alone. Cut it out. Stop it. No. What are you deaf? You are being horribly improper, leave me alone I say. You daft thing, get lost. What do I have to do to make you go away? What do you want with me? Come on, back off.”

“Bump on the butt.” The childish servant held out a rather large cockaburr so the lady could see it.