"Coming in two years! Something made 4 years ago!"
- Decinaty
- Jul 4, 2015
- 1 min read
"Coming in two years! Something made 4 years ago!" The sales person pitched from the raised platform with dramatic flair.
“Is it a car?” one of the audience members said.
“No.”
“A robot!”
“No.”
“A puppy!”
“Uh, no.”
“A statue?”
“No”
“Butterflies?”
“What? No!”
“Your mother.”
“Go to hell!”
“A puppy!”
“I already told you no.”
“An iPod!”
“Kindle”
“A baby”
The sales person walks off the platform. “Fuck it, they will find out the cure to cancer in two years.”
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