It was hot

It was hot, but that was nothing new here. Sarah looked at the book of an application in her hand, this wasn't the first time she questioned her decision to become a daemon, but since she found her way in hell, might as well make the most of it.

How did she come to be here anyways? She wondered as she cut herself with the quill to make ink the only way you could down here. She read the bible, a few times. Went to church on a semi regular basis. But she did always donate 10% of her check to it. And whenever her leader's asked for her to support a cause, she did so almost every time. She boycotted and protested along with the rest of her congregation, so when she died she should have gone to Heaven, or at least purgatory. Nobody even told her what she did wrong, just a "Oh, you're one of them. Good bye."

"if you found a child that had been adopted by a gay, interracial couple, one of which had served in the US military would you" Sarah found that to be an oddly specific question. She looked at the answers: Kill it, hold it for ransom, keep it, give it back to its birth parents, give it back to its adopted parents, give it to its adopted parents and kill the family in there sleep, give it to a family who belonged to my church before i died.

She looked at the question, was this a question to answer as she would have in life, or would do once she became a daemon. What did she know of what daemon goal's were anyways? She decided to answer as she would do now... if she was wrong they could train her. though she was torn between wanting to keep the baby or give it to someone from her church. She marked keep it and went on to the next question. Some of the questions were stupidly easy, of course you protested when anybody tried to give an abortion, it didn't matter why they were going. But answers that had her chose between being selfish and helping her church had her torn... sometimes she'd give to the church and sometime she'd be selfish.

after a month of answering these questions non stop Sarah started to thinks she understood why she went to hell... She didn't just didn't give enough of herself to Westboro Baptist Church.

Never mind when she was 13 she sold her soul to the devil... That couldn't be the reason, right?