the knocking never ended
Absentmindedly Oriana started reading an email on her phone while sitting between the twins going it at it on some video game. After a...
Kip and Kabootle flam blam
“Kip and kabootle flam blam” Luigi moved his hands, arms and upper body with each beat. “Are you auditioning for Grease or something?”...
Scuttlebutt, not the normal definition
“Oh my god, Oriana, make him stop!” Aubry’s voice whined from the living room. “Stop what?” Oriana handed her controller to Luigi and...
Feudal Aerial Combat
“Feudal Aerial Combat? That doesn’t make any sense.” Oriana played typed away on her new computer. “I can’t find anything on that, Feudal...
“SLOW! NOW FAST! NOW SLOW! Now typo. No context.”
“SLOW! NOW FAST! NOW SLOW! Now typo. No context.” The video looped while Aubrey wrote furiously in a notebook in front of her computer....
"Latest youtube sensation"
“What am I looking at.” Oriana frowned at Aubrey’s tablet. “Final Fantasy sings the internet is for porn.” “One word at a time. Why am I...
Snoops Magoop rises!
“Snoops Magoop rises!” Oriana lifted her finger off the keyboard. “If you were a better healer, maybe I wouldn’t have DIED!” Alexander...
The future, according to 1994 Japanese Stereotypes.
“I don’t want to play this game anymore, this is boring.” Alexander whined as he chucked the dice at Luigi. “Your turn.” “So I get 20 to...
Red pandas to the face.
“RED PANDAS TO THE FACE!” Aubrey screamed into the screen, leaning in going full nerd girl “OW! STOP IT! STOP IT! ORIANA! MAKE HER STOP!”...
Scoop boop poobadydoop
“Scoop boop poobadydoop” Aubrey answered the door flush and giggling. “I’m sorry? I don’t understand.” Oriana lifted her arm so Luigi...
