the knocking never ended
Absentmindedly Oriana started reading an email on her phone while sitting between the twins going it at it on some video game. After a...
Scuttlebutt, not the normal definition
“Oh my god, Oriana, make him stop!” Aubry’s voice whined from the living room. “Stop what?” Oriana handed her controller to Luigi and...
Feudal Aerial Combat
“Feudal Aerial Combat? That doesn’t make any sense.” Oriana played typed away on her new computer. “I can’t find anything on that, Feudal...
“SLOW! NOW FAST! NOW SLOW! Now typo. No context.”
“SLOW! NOW FAST! NOW SLOW! Now typo. No context.” The video looped while Aubrey wrote furiously in a notebook in front of her computer....
Snoops Magoop rises!
“Snoops Magoop rises!” Oriana lifted her finger off the keyboard. “If you were a better healer, maybe I wouldn’t have DIED!” Alexander...
The future, according to 1994 Japanese Stereotypes.
“I don’t want to play this game anymore, this is boring.” Alexander whined as he chucked the dice at Luigi. “Your turn.” “So I get 20 to...
Red pandas to the face.
“RED PANDAS TO THE FACE!” Aubrey screamed into the screen, leaning in going full nerd girl “OW! STOP IT! STOP IT! ORIANA! MAKE HER STOP!”...
Scoop boop poobadydoop
“Scoop boop poobadydoop” Aubrey answered the door flush and giggling. “I’m sorry? I don’t understand.” Oriana lifted her arm so Luigi...
Cat got FAT
“Cat got FAT.” Lexi closed her eyes at the sound of the adolescent who came in weekly. “Alexander, I have told you before, I find you...
Buttflex and the can is crushed
“Buttflex and the can is crushed!” Alexander cheered at his laptop. “Cool!” Both Luigi and Luca smirked at each other. “OMG, boys are so...
